Ha. That is a mighty good porn title. I'm quite impressed. That's a sad state of affairs when I'm that entertained by a clever porn title, but what can I say? Love the diary.

from Elizabeth
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7:56 pm - Thursday,May 15, 2003

The Hilton girls remind me so much of the whole Brittney/Christina thing…sweet vs. slutty….when you finally get them alone and they are fighting over you, I would have to advise you to go with Nikky…it is the quiet ones who are the true vixens.

from Andrea
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4:46 pm - Friday,May 2, 2003

For a while my favorite porn movie title was "Saving Ryans Privates", but that's almost too easy, too obvious. Then I saw the interracial themed dvd title "Black Cock Down", and I had a new favorite.

from Ronnie
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2:58 pm - Friday,May 2, 2003

I think you have a thing for Caroline Rhea, Dave. You called her "popular daytime talk show HOT" twice. Own up.

from Jessebel
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2:48 am - Wednesday,April 16, 2003

I was last in NY over Christmas and stayed over on W20 @ 8th. You're very lucky to live in the greatest city on earth (in my opinion). We strolled past the Chelsea Hotel during our stay, being just around the corner. What do I remember most from that morning? The Krisyp Kreme right across the street (we don't have Krispy Kreme in Toronto) -- mmmm, those warm donuts were good...

from Dabo
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7:08 pm - Thursday,April 10, 2003

you're pretty funny but dude ... YOU ARE A SLACKER! update already!

from peteypuke
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2:07 pm - Thursday,April 10, 2003

Hi Dave. Ronnie here again. Signing guestbooks drunk and waiting for my ol' lady to stop by. I just wanted to tell you: I decided: You're an interesting guy. Maybe even funny. But we won't go that far just yet.

from Ronnie
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7:49 pm - Thursday,April 3, 2003

Y'know, if you keep keepin' them nuts in that there fridge there, they might go rancid, especially with the dampness. And that would suck (though not quite as much as uberexpired yogurt). I suggest keepin' 'em in the freezer. Then you can have nutty deliciousness all year 'round! Yay!

from Rosie
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1:42 pm - Tuesday,March 25, 2003

I keep rereading your diary entry about the Olsen twins from about forever ago and I laugh my ass off every time.

from Alison
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4:49 pm - Sunday,March 23, 2003

I forget how I got here (isn't that always the way?), but I wanted to say everything you wrote made for a great read. One thing I've learned, never put an underpriced ball in your mouth, no matter who the guy is.

from Stacey
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4:26 pm - Thursday,March 13, 2003


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